Hotel Reviews…

5/6 of the crew are staying at a hotel called Hotel 64. Check out a few of the titles of some reviews of this hotel found on www.tripadvisor.com:

“Shoddy and disappointing”
“Gas Leak in the Room, disgusting, rude — Avoid!”
“Rats and Feces”
“Not only uncomforable but dangerous”
“Outraged by the complete GARBAGE”
“Squalid conditions to say the least”
“MICE came free of charge”
“I would have felt safer sleeping under a bridge in central park”
“Stay Away. A Real Nightmare. Slums.
“Worst “hotel” Ever”
“Avoid Avoid Avoid”
“A Disgusting Disaster!”
“Unsafe, terrible service, and OVERCHARGED”
“VERY small, space shared with BUGS”
“Horrible apartment hotel….Never, never stay here”
“Ruined my Holiday to New York”

Good times, good times. A few choice stories, from the folks staying there in our crew:
- Dave’s luggage was withheld from him, only later to be told that his luggage did not exist.
- Chris was asked by a hotel employee if he really needed a lightbulb, and if it could wait until morning.
- There are no lampshades anywhere in the suite.
- Lots of deadly black mold hanging from the ceiling about the sink. Yum.
- The hallways give off the sweet, sweet smell of urine.
- They left their room one day, and returned to find that somebody had came in and turned the TV on, and then left, with the TV still on. They suspected the chambermaid, but no beds had been made.

This, my dear friends, is but a taste of the glamourous lifestyle we’re living here.